he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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