Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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