After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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