Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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