So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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