I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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