I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Randomize
