You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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