Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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