yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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