how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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