No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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