margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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