ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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