you would pick up someone in the library
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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