im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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