i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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