It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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