Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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