Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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