Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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