Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just took my morning after pill in the library
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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