She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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