he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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