Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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