therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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