awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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