Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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