Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick

(714): View more from California

Ive only called 5 times

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(713): View more from Texas

We need to get cat food

(713): View more from Texas

Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms

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(702): View more from Nevada

I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.

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(818): View more from California

That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.

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