just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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