brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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