BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
