i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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