So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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