Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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