Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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