after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
