did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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