We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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