just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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