You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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