I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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