Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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