You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
