How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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