he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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