How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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