My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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