Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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