I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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