She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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