Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just high enough for therapy.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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