You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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