i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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