I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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