Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Still dying that you shit outside
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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