The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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